Website of the Day: Annoying Coworkers

Site for sending anonymous email to irritating workmates: annoyingcoworker.com

Sample of emails:

Always complain, complain, complain about how busy you are. I bet you wouldn't be so swamped if you stopped surfing the internet and yammering on the phone all day. How the hell do you justify claiming comp-time when you do no work during your normal hours?

I know what you did on the photocopier.. that's sick..

At the end of a meeting when we say "is there anything else that we are missing?", that is not a cue for you to go into great detail of your projects and percieved challenges. I hate meetings and I'm not the only one that wants to get out of the room and back to my job. Stop mistaking our silence as a concerned audience and recognize that most topics you bring up don't belong in a group forum.

I just wanted you to know that I'm tried of the way you keep sucking up to the boss. Also your head is too big.

A group of us here have a question fo you. Do you think that you would hold the position you have if your Bother in Law wasn't the owner of the company? We have an idea, let's all bring in our college degrees and compare qualifications. Of course, that would be impossible for you to do wouldn't it?

We don’t need to hear every mindless thought that goes into your frizzy, unkempt head.

Please stop typing on your keyboard as if it is an actual typewriter used in the 1940’s. Not only is it incredibly annoying but every keystroke makes me cringe and wish that you were instantly electrocuted on your next “slam”

We all know you are sleeping with the boss, so quit pretending like you are not.

I really enjoy your foul stench and can't wait to be with you again. Only when I'm with you do my eyes water and burn. Please flick your dandruff on my desk. It's like you're leaving a tiny part of yourself on my desk just for me.

Please stop snoring when you're sleeping in the office.

Jeff, your fellow co-workers would like to say you are an idiot who wastes more time walking around pretending to be doing assigned tasks by Randy. You are an utter waste of payroll; all you do is criticize others who do a better job than you ever did. Your ethics are very far and few between. No one in our company respects you. everyone talks about you behind your back constantly saying how tired he is of your consistent whining. Here is a hint, NO ONE RESPECTS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT AND YOU WORK HARDER AVOIDING WORK THAN YOU DO ACTUALLY WORKING. We would rather you quit or transfer for the integrity of the Company. Thank you and have a bad day! PS. SERIOUSLY JUST GO AWAY PLEASE!!!!!

I'm actually one of your students and you cannot track me down.. Your name should be Mr. Retard

You make me sick..you think you are it strutting around the boss and making eyes at him...shame on you.

Lou - Your fellow employees wish to invite you to come out of the closet already - We've observed your penchant for staring at the male custodial staff's buttocks and feel you'd be a more effective worker if you were able to concentrate. Also your breath reeks of polydent - try a tic tac baldy. Your Loving Coworkers at Colby

Do you really think we don't know that you are an alcoholic?

Jeremy I really think you have some issues to work on and usually have a big booger hanging out your nose.

Please see a Doctor about your Gaseous Problem or stop eating gaseous foods! We here in our respectable cubicles are CHOCKING TO DEATH from your gas problems! Perhaps you suffer from 'Lactose Intolerence?' or maybe you have "Pollops" in your digestive system? We are tired of "investing" in disenfectant sprays and feel that you should reimburse us for the use of these cans! PLEASE SEE A DOCTOR!

Please stop picking your nose in public! People are watching!

You are an annoying twat. Do you realize how much I want to punch you in the eye?